Ed­i­tor to writer: Do you want to talk about your cov­er sto­ry sub­mis­sion?
Writer: Not re­al­ly.
Ed­i­tor: Well, there are a cou­ple of tech­niques we could use to im­prove it.
Writer: Is one of them leav­ing it the hell alone?

Au­gus­ta, Geor­gia