Of­fice chick #1: I want a small desk lamp for am­bi­ent light­ing. A can­dle would rock… but I know most com­pa­nies frown up­on flam­ma­ble things.
Of­fice chick #2: Well, we have a flam­ma­ble toast­er oven, so I don’t see how a small can­dle would be any dif­fer­ent.

Cher­ry Hill, New Jer­sey