Woman #1: Heard from your old high school boyfriend late­ly?
Woman #2: No. He’s trav­el­ing. Mov­ing to Flori­da. Wife num­ber three.
Woman #1: Would you nail him again?
Woman #2: In a heart­beat. Best in oral sex, hands down.

Para­mus, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Makin’ Copies