La­dy pe­on #1: Have you been fol­low­ing this e‑mail chain? Derek* wrote that he was go­ing to send his nin­ja friends af­ter her, and Karen* wrote back, ‘Which ones? Leonar­do or Do­natel­lo?’ Then Derek replied, ‘Splin­ter.‘
La­dy pe­on #2: I love Splin­ter!
La­dy pe­on #1: Yeah, me too. That’s what I was go­ing to write back to them.

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