Girl at desk: My friend told me about how they paid two grand to freeze the stem cells from her son’s um­bil­i­cal cord so it could save his life or some­thing lat­er.
Guy at desk: Why don’t they just have him drink the flu­id out of the um­bil­i­cal cord?
Male cowork­er: Or­rr they could just put the stuff in the freez­er.

3111 S. Range Line Road
Joplin, Mis­souri