Em­ploy­ee #1: May I take your or­der, please?
Dri­ve-thru cus­tomer: I want a Dou­ble Whop­per, plain — on­ly cheese and a lit­tle mus­tard.
Em­ploy­ee #1: … I’m sor­ry, we don’t sell Dou­ble Whop­pers here.
Cus­tomer: Oh, you don’t? Okay, let me get just a Whop­per, then.
Em­ploy­ee #2: Sir, we don’t sell Whop­pers. This is Wendy’s.
Cus­tomer, un­fazed: Oh. Okay then.

1066 In­de­pen­dence Boule­vard
Nor­folk, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: wage slave