Of­fice chick #1: Don’t squeeze it! All the goo will come out!
Of­fice chick #2, play­ing with stress ball: Why, what hap­pened?
Of­fice chick #1: I got a lit­tle too ex­cit­ed and squeezed it un­til it popped… That’s why I don’t hold ba­bies…

Ar­ling­ton, Vir­ginia