Client: She said she was look­ing for a pen.
At­tor­ney: And the pen was un­der her desk?
Client: Yes, and she’s a pack rat, and every­thing in the world is un­der her desk…
At­tor­ney: And she got stuck that way?
Client: Yes, and we had to call se­cu­ri­ty so they could drag her out by her an­kles…
At­tor­ney: I hope that was a re­al­ly nice pen.

Kern Coun­ty Su­pe­ri­or Court
Bak­ers­field, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Fraz­zled lawyer