Cowork­er #1, wield­ing a let­ter open­er: C’­mon, it is­n’t that sharp.
Cowork­er #2: Still, in a fist-fight I’d pick it over bare fists.
Cowork­er #1, mak­ing a stab­bing mo­tion: Yeah!

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