Cashier to cus­tomer: These are cute bras. I wish I had big boobs. Every­one says I should be hap­py with what I got, but I think I’d like big ones. [Cus­tomer stares silent­ly.] Guys like big ones. Not say­ing yours are big or any­thing, but I wish I had your boobs.

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