Of­fice chick on phone: My mom is mak­ing me a huge meal tonight for my birth­day… Ba­con-wrapped filet mignon with blue cheese on top, Cae­sar sal­ad, and roast­ed pota­toes.
Neigh­bor­ing cube guy: I just nut­ted a lit­tle on my key­board.

4004 East Chapel Hill Park­way
Durham, North Car­oli­na