UPS guy: Wow. Don’t you look fan­cy to­day!
Man in of­fice: Nah, these are ac­tu­al­ly my strip­ping clothes.
UPS guy: Oh, re­al­ly? The ladies must love that.
Man in of­fice: Yeah, they have a Vel­cro crotch. It’s pret­ty awe­some.
UPS guy: Whelp, see you lat­er.

1160 Pi­o­neer Road
Salt Lake City, Utah