Cowork­er #1, to ed­i­tor: Do you know where the call-in phone num­ber on the back of XYZ Pub­li­ca­tion* goes to?
Cowork­er #2: I have no idea.
Cowork­er #1: Well, [boss] called the oth­er day and asked where it went to. I called it just now, and it an­swers with the voice of Dana*, but she has­n’t worked here in sev­en months!
Cowork­er #2, look­ing at Dana’s emp­ty desk area: I guess that it just goes to her phone, and who­ev­er gets that ex­ten­sion will get all of the mes­sages.
Cowork­er #1: So it does­n’t mat­ter to you that read­ers might be call­ing in and leav­ing mes­sages that are not be­ing re­turned?
Cowork­er #2: No.

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