40-ish cube dweller #1: Hey, do you have a Star Trek cos­tume I can bor­row?
40-ish cube dweller #2: Why are you ask­ing me? Why did­n’t you ask Kevin*? What makes you think that I have one?
40-ish cube dweller #1: Well, do you?
40-ish cube dweller #2: Yes. [Very long pause.] But on­ly the shirt. It’s a blue one like Spock wore. I al­so have the tri­corder and the gold sash from the ‘Mir­ror, Mir­ror’ episode. I’ll bring it in to­mor­row.

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