Cube rat #1: You want a squirt of this stuff?
Cube rat #2: Sure, I’d like a squirt of your stuff.
Cube rat #1: I just love the ways this stuff smells.
Cube rat #2: And it feels great, al­so!

Slok­ie, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Elec­tri­cal Es­ti­ma­tor