Po­lice­woman: Right. So then I had to search her, and I found a crack pipe shoved some­where that a crack pipe should nev­er be shoved. So I en­tered it in the log, and then I threw it in­to the garbage. Then she said, ‘No, you can’t throw it out. That’s my best one! I’ll nev­er get an­oth­er one like it!‘
Moth­er: Oh my god, hon­ey, how nasty! I don’t like you work­ing in sit­u­a­tions like this.
Po­lice­woman: Well, but my point is this: of course she’ll get it back. Soon as I re­lease her, she’ll just go dig­ging in the trash and find it, and shove it right back where I found it.

Bel­mont Av­enue and Sheri­dan Road
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