Cashier #1: What do you think of, you know, when peo­ple stick ran­dom Zs in­to words? Like, ‘For shiz­zle, my niz­zle’?
Cashier #2: Man, I hate it when peo­ple do that. They sound like they ain’t got no speech.

8700 East 63rd Street
Kansas City, Mis­souri

Over­heard by: Je­du­sor