Old­er work­er: You know what they used to call those shoes when I was your age?
Pe­on wear­ing bal­let flats: Um, I’m not sure I want to know…
Old­er work­er: Slut shoes. You could al­ways tell which girls were easy be­cause they wore shoes just like that.

Mi­a­mi, Flori­da

Over­heard by: won­der­ing what she’d think of my 3‑inch heels