Sec­re­tary: Wait, don’t you have to be in the mil­i­tary to run for pres­i­dent?
Work­er: No. I’ve tak­en karate in the past, so I get to skip that step.
Sec­re­tary: Oh… But do you re­al­ly think you’d get enough votes?

5000 South Lewis Av­enue
Tul­sa, Ok­la­homa

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