Net­work ad­min: Yeah, I saw Al­addin in the the­ater.
Help desk su­per­vi­sor: That’s be­cause you’re a fag­got.
Net­work ad­min: No, it’s be­cause I have kids.
Help desk su­per­vi­sor: Well, your kids are fag­gots, too.

Prince­ton, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Frank