Cus­tomer: Do you car­ry mat­tress­es? [Sales woman looks con­fused.] Mat­tress­es… Beds… Can you tell me where those are?
Sales woman, point­ing at el­e­va­tors: Oh, yes, right over there.
Cus­tomer, speak­ing slow­ly: No, I said, ‘Where are the mat­tress­es?’ The beds… What floor?
Sales woman: Oh, I don’t think we car­ry those. I thought you said ‘el­e­va­tor.’

De­part­ment store, Para­mus Mall
Ny­ack, New York

Over­heard by: RobynPuff79