Dis­grun­tled boy: … And they put the birth con­trol ed­u­ca­tion fly­er up on my lock­er! My lock­er! I’m pret­ty sure that vi­o­lates–
Overea­ger Span­ish teacher, pop­ping up from be­hind desk: –Oh! Oh! My moth­er used to put con­doms un­der my broth­er’s pil­low! We all called her the ‘Birth Con­trol Fairy’!

High school
Liv­ingston, Mon­tana

Over­heard by: Fi­nal­ly ap­pre­ci­ates the tooth fairy