Cube rat to neigh­bor: I think it’s worth six mil­lion dol­lars. Wait, I did­n’t write six mil­lion, I wrote six thou­sand… Or is that your writ­ing? … Oh, that’s the square footage… Duh…

1477 Lans­downe Street
Pe­ter­bor­ough, On­tario
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: slack­er