Pro­fes­sor: A few years ago I had a stu­dent ask me for an al­ter­na­tive fi­nal be­cause he had sched­uled a va­ca­tion in Barcelona for the week of the fi­nal. I told him, ‘Die, yup­pie scum! And no.’

En­gi­neer­ing build­ing, UC San­ta Cruz
Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Jes­si­ca P.