Of­fice Man­ag­er: How do you go out to lunch and come back with a huge cu­cum­ber?
Em­ploy­ee: How do men go out at night and come back with hook­ers?
Of­fice Man­ag­er: Huh?
Em­ploy­ee: It’s the same ba­sic prin­ci­ple.

110 N. Wash­ing­ton Street
Rockville, Mary­land

Over­heard by: Joan