Em­ploy­ee: Hi! Can I help you?
Woman: Can I have a six-inch BLT on Ital­ian?
Em­ploy­ee: I’m sor­ry, we’re out of Ital­ian.
Woman: Can I just have white bread?
Em­ploy­ee: That’s the same as Ital­ian.
Woman: Do you have plain bread?

13600 Solomons Is­land Road
Solomons, Mary­land

Over­heard by: I hate Jared.