An­cient les­bian wait­ress: You ever tried to buy den­tal dams at three A.M. in the Bible belt?
Wide-eyed teen bus boy: Uh… I have sooo many ques­tions about what you just said…

Cir­cle Cen­tre Mall
In­di­anapo­lis, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Shat­man­du