Work­er bee: Oh my god! I’m so ex­cit­ed, I’m gonna pee on the car­pet! I got the e‑mail about that 11-thou­sand-dol­lar deal! [Stands up up and lifts leg] Psss… Psss… Look at me! I’m the cat! I’m pee­ing on the car­pet!

Nashville, Ten­nessee