PhD-lev­el an­a­lyst: Oh, the copi­er is print­ing the whole five hun­dred pages of that re­port! I on­ly want the first page! Stop, stop, stop! Why wont it stop?!
Temp: You have to ac­tu­al­ly press a but­ton. It does­n’t work on voice com­mand…

75 Wash­ing­ton Av­enue
Port­land, Maine

Over­heard by: bri­an brine­gar