Wait­ress: I ate so many pork sausages yes­ter­day at the pic­nic, when I fart it sounds like a pig squeal­ing [makes loud squeal­ing sounds over and over].
Wait­er: Did you used to be a guy or some­thing?

Cir­cle Cen­tre Mall
In­di­anapo­lis, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Shat­man­du