Man­ag­er on phone with re­frig­er­a­tion com­pa­ny: That oven that nev­er comes on but is al­ways on? It did­n’t come on.
An­swer­ing ser­vice: Would you please re­peat that?
Man­ag­er: You know, that oven that nev­er comes on but is al­ways on? Well, it did­n’t come on.
An­swer­ing ser­vice: Thank you, sir. I’ll let the ser­vice rep know.

Restau­rant, Slide Road and Loop 289
Lub­bock, Texas