Of­fice grunt #1: Hey! So, you’re back in the of­fice, eh? Where were you last week?
Of­fice grunt #2: Oh, I was in Guatemala.
Of­fice grunt #1: Re­al­ly? In Eu­rope?
Of­fice grunt #2: No.

Ot­tawa, On­tario
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Anony­mous