Re­cep­tion­ist #1: I can’t be­lieve I’ll be in Eng­land next week. I think we might dri­ve to Aus­tralia, too — they have bet­ter beach­es.
Re­cep­tion­ist #2: Is that far?
Re­cep­tion­ist #1: No, I think it’s a two-hour dri­ve from here.

Grand Rapids, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: Not Even Kid­ding