CSR: Is Mike there?
Man: Do you know what day it is?
CSR: What does that have to do with any­thing?
Man: Well it’s Sun­day!
CSR: I know that! Can I talk to Mike?
Man: No it’s Sun­day and he is­n’t alive on Sun­day be­cause he’s a vam­pire!

375 Ghent Road
Akron, Ohio

Over­heard by: No Longer Em­ployed