Cowork­er #1: Hey, can you down­load this script for me: ‘I’m in Hell.‘
Cowork­er #2: Oh my god, what hap­pened? You were fine just a sec­ond ago! What’s that script you want called?
Cowork­er #1: ‘I’m in Hell,’ and I’m fine.
Cowork­er #2: That’s weird, hav­ing a script called ‘I’m fine’ when you’re in Hell.
Cowork­er #1: No, not ‘I’m fine’ — ‘I’m in Hell.‘
Cowork­er #2: Se­ri­ous­ly? What’s go­ing on?!
Cowork­er #1: The script is ‘I’m in Hell.’ And I’m fine.
Cowork­er #2: Wait, what?
Cowork­er #1: [Sighs.]Boss: This is lamest edi­tion of ‘Who’s on first?’ I’ve ever heard.

Van­cou­ver, British Co­lum­bia

Over­heard by: Of­fice Ears