Con­cerned la­dy cowork­er: How is Ellen*? Did she find a new job yet?
El­len’s boyfriend: No, she has­n’t even looked. Her self-es­teem is re­al­ly bad right now.
Con­cerned la­dy cowork­er: Awww — you have to tell her she’s beau­ti­ful every day.
El­len’s boyfriend: No! I can’t do it. I won’t do it!
Con­cerned la­dy cowork­er: Come on, lie to her. I’m sure you’ve lied to women be­fore.

11442 West Broad Street
Rich­mond, Vir­ginia