In a meet­ing: Providers on­ly ter­mi­nate their con­tracts for one of two rea­sons: Pay or Oth­er.

At a bar with a friend: You know, I was di­ag­nosed as a ge­nius as a child and I think that is why I don’t get along with her; I don’t get along with oth­er ge­nius­es. That is why I think you and I are such good friends.

In re­sponse to an email: Ya know, I have track­ing on this, and as usu­al, I am com­plete­ly em­bar­rassed.

[Bonus: found in cowork­er’s per­son­al ad: Things that turn me on: Thun­der­storms]

522 SW 5th
Port­land, Ore­gon

Over­heard by: Bre­an­na Free­man