Male cowork­er: It’s like the client is the ovum — no… No… Yes, the ovum. And my ideas are the sperm and the boss is the scro­tum and the cre­ative de­part­ment is the shaft and my sperm keep on try­ing to get in the egg — they try and they try — and some of them are strong and good swim­mers and some are, like, dor­mant–
Fe­male cowork­er, in­ter­rupt­ing: –Stop.

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New York, New York

Over­heard by: Dr Phyl­lis