Mom to lit­tle kid: I told you not to go in the road.
Dad: Yeah, you get hit by a car, you gon’ be in there with ma­ma on a bed. [Kid stares.] You get hit by a car, you gon’ have to get X‑rays. You want X‑rays? X‑rays hurt.

Doc­tor’s of­fice, 35th Street and Red­wood Road
Salt Lake City, Utah

Over­heard by: JChan