Mom to little kid: I told you not to go in the road.
Dad: Yeah, you get hit by a car, you gon’ be in there with mama on a bed. [Kid stares.] You get hit by a car, you gon’ have to get X-rays. You want X-rays? X-rays hurt.

Doctor’s office, 35th Street and Redwood Road
Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: JChan