Obliv­i­ous fe­male boss flip­ping through mag­a­zine: Oooh, poot­er! I love poot­er.
Star­tled work­er: What?!
Obliv­i­ous fe­male boss: Look — poot­er let­ter open­ers!
Star­tled work­er: Um, that word is ac­tu­al­ly pro­nounced ‘pewter.’ [Un­der his breath] Christ.

6101 O’­Con­nell Av­enue
Col­orado Springs, Col­orado

Over­heard by: TK