Pro­gram­mer #1: I don’t think my broth­er has been out of jail for Christ­mas or his birth­day for the last six years.
Pro­gram­mer #2: Maybe you should get him a sub­scrip­tion to Play­boy?
Pro­gram­mer #1: I was think­ing cig­a­rettes.

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Den­ver, Col­orado

Over­heard by: so glad I’m not re­lat­ed