Bro­ker #1: I’m get­ting a di­vorce.
Bro­ker #2: No way, man. You’re ly­ing.
Bro­ker #1, sad­ly: I would­n’t lie about that.
Bro­ker #2: Oh, now, you’re just say­ing that to make me jeal­ous.

30 South Wack­er Dri­ve
Chica­go, Illi­nois