Cus­tomer: Well, maybe I could find some­thing at a low­er price that needs fixed up. I do a lot of re­mod­el­ing work.
Re­al-es­tate agent: Sir, if you’re a car­pen­ter you won’t be able to af­ford any­thing in this area.
Cus­tomer: I’m a con­trac­tor and I have more mon­ey than I know what to do with. If I say I’m go­ing to climb in­to your ass and ren­o­vate, that’s what I’m go­ing to do.

109 Lafayette Street
New York, NY

Over­heard by: Dirt­patch