Re­porter: We can’t give Gary an award.
Copy ed­i­tor: Why not? You know, if it’s the best sto­ry and he was here dur­ing that month…
Re­porter: What, we’re go­ing to give him a posthu­mous award?
Copy ed­i­tor: You know, Gary’s not dead.
Re­porter: He is to me!

189 W. Main Street
Spar­tan­burg, South Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: W. Texas Mike