Cow­boy #1 look­ing at catered lunch: Well, they sure did­n’t leave us any knives or any­thing to use with these cold cuts!
Cow­boy #2: You’re right!
Cow­boy #1: I’d use mine, but I don’t know if it’s been rinsed this week… Ha­ha!
Cow­boy #2: Ha­ha! Mine ei­ther!
Cow­boy #1: Ha­ha, yeah, and I know where mine’s been!

Hos­pi­tal con­fer­ence room
Twin Falls, Ida­ho