Re­cep­tion­ist: I have great news!
Nurse: What?
Re­cep­tion­ist: I got ac­cept­ed in­to grad school! But I’m scared.
Nurse: Why?
Re­cep­tion­ist: I haven’t been in school in a long time.
Nurse: You’ll be fine — it’s like falling off a duck­’s back.

1917 20th Street South
Birm­ing­ham, Al­aba­ma

Over­heard by: Eaves­drop­ping grad stu­dent