Co-work­er: And I am not ex­ag­ger­at­ing, but my dog lit­er­al­ly chewed my brush up in­to 75 mil­lion pieces.

6600 Cam­pus Cir­cle Dri­ve E
Irv­ing, Texas

Woman #1: So I went to Filene’s Base­ment last night, and I was–literally–raped, I spent so much mon­ey, got a bunch of stuff.
Woman #2: Ooh, what did you get?

24 North Street
Pitts­field, Mass­a­chu­setts