Work­er #1: Smell my pon­cho.
Work­er #2: No.
Work­er #1: Smell my pon­cho.
Work­er #2: That’s not a pon­cho, that’s a dry clean­ing bag.
Work­er #1: It’s a pon­cho.
Work­er #2: It’s a dry clean­ing bag with a hood. It’s not a re­al pon­cho.
Work­er #1: It is so a re­al pon­cho. It’s blue.
Work­er #2: It’s a dry clean­ing bag.
Work­er #1: It’s blue.
Work­er #2: It’s a–
Work­er #1: –It has arm holes.
Work­er #2: Jeff*, it’s a dry clean­ing bag with a hood, and it smells like cat piss.

Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts