Soc­cer mom #1: The oth­er night I saw a home­less man on the ground. It looked like he had fall­en out of his wheel­chair.
Soc­cer mom #2: Oh, no! Did you help him get back in it?
Soc­cer mom #3: No, you re­al­ly should­n’t, be­cause he could hurt you.
Soc­cer mom #2: … Or bite you.

Scran­ton, Penn­syl­va­nia