Woman: Be still, we have to wait for our turn.
Kid: Why are we here?
Woman: We’re returning a package.
Woman: Because I don’t want it.
Kid: What’s in it?
Woman: I don’t know. I think it’s pantyhose.
Kid: You don’t want the pantyhose?
Woman: No, I don’t want the pantyhose.
Woman: Because pantyhose are evil.
Overheard by: Faedorah